You know you are REALLY pregnant when...

People used to look at you like "Oh! How cute!" and now it's more of a "aww...poor thing!"

You pick your outfits around shoes you don't have to bend over to put on.

Your hubby sets your evening snack on your lap tray. (aka. belly.)

You venture into the Home Depot bathroom because you can't hold it. (Now that's desperate.)

You walk passed the motorized carts at Target contemplating how you get one of those things started. (Twice).

You drop your pen under your desk and you get a new one out of the drawer instead of bending down to get the lost one.

You knock items off of the counter- with your belly.

You ask your husband to stop at Bahama Bucks for a snow cone with no syrup on the coldest day in Texas.

You show up to work with stickers on your shirt because you couldn't see them on the underside of your belly.

You get an EasyFeet from the infomercials so you don't have to bend over to wash your toes. (It is wonderful!)

You ordered 21 boxes of Girl Scout cookies. (They weren't all for me, but no one believed me.)